Collection of some cool quotes, sayings and jokes for weekend status updates on Facebook, Twitter and other social networks. So, enjoy your weekend and keep posting :)

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Happy Weekend Status Updates

The weekend is upon us, and I think we should all take time to do the things we love and be around our most cherished family and friends! Happy Weekend!

Hey everyone! Have a fun safe weekend!

May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here.

Forget all the bad things you’ve encountered this week and have a great weekend.

The only Happy END that I know is the weekEND!

Funny, Witty, Alcoholic Status updates for Weekend

Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.

Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

I like my women like I like my weekend – short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.

Music loud: Check! Drink in hand: Check! Smile on face: Check! Saturday mode activated!

That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I’m not drinking anymore…until the following weekend approaches.

You know what’s cuter than your baby? Sleeping in till 11am on weekends.

Signs of a good night: you wake up with your sunglasses on.

I cant decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.

Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.

The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it’s the weekend. Then the snail rides a freaking ferrari.

It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.

I wish life had a Rewind-the-Weekend button.

Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.

Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.

Obama said, ‘Yes we can!’ but I said, ‘Yes weekend!’

Weekend Advice: It’s only illegal if you get caught.

Listen, I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.

Sitting at a movie theater & saying ‘I wanna see that!’ to every trailer.