Collection of some of the best quotes and messages for Facebook and Twitter status updates on Valentine’s day. We’ve categorized the status messages according to their feel. So, enjoy them at the fullest, Happy Valentines’ day!

Happy Valentine’s day updates for your love

I want you in every way. I want you to be with me every single day. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Valentines Day is so fake. If you love someone, you’ll treat him/her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. Happy Valentine’s Day

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My every movement spent with you is diamond for me. I love you my Valentine.

A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you.

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Happy Valentine’s Day

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other.

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts.

My darling, you bring joy to my life. Happy Valentines Day!

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.

Whenever it hurts to look back, and you’re too scared to look ahead, you can always look beside you and your best friend will be there holding your hand.

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.

You are the love of my life and I’ll be yours forever.

Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.

Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

The art of love… is largely the art of persistence.

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

Everything is clearer when you’re in love.

I’ve fallen in love many times… always with you.

I dont know much about algebra but what I do know is you plus me equals forever.

I love you – I love you,
‘Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day.

Candle light, moon light, star light,
The brightest glow is from love light.

Witty Valentine’s day status updates

Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on Feb 13th, get back together on the 15th ;)

Already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?

Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again.

Funny Valentine’s day status updates

Facebook says I’m single, but that’s not really true.
My heart belongs to someone, and that someone is you.
We’d make a great couple, jealous folk would hate us,
So please give me a reason, to update my status.

Since my Valentine got a computer, my love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important, Unless it’s a byte or a bit.

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I am your mystery valentine, your secret admirer. I’m rich, good-looking, sexy, And a compulsive liar.

Some girls don’t need flowers from their man,
Some girls complain chocolates make them fat,
Some girls do not need big romantic gestures,
Please be advised that I am not like that!

Will you be my Valentine?

They say penguins are the only animals that stay together for life, Will you be my penguin forever?

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Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever. Be My Valentine

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

Will you be my… will you be my Valentines girl?

Valentine’s day status updates for Singles

This section has nothing to do with somebody’s feelings, and we’ve not created it to hurt someone on this day of love.

Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Don’t worry if you’re single. You’re going to die alone anyway!

If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your friends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they will come to you.

Why do I need a date for Valentine’s Day? I can buy my own damn flowers & box of chocolate…

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Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day

I am not single, I’m romantically challenged.

You wanna hear a joke? …Valentine’s Day

“Whale you be my Valentine?” “Dolphinately”

Valentines day. Another great holiday to remind some of us how truly alone we are.

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