Collection of some witty and funny statuses on Tuesday for Facebook, Twitter and other social networks. So, enjoy your Tuesday and keep posting :)
Fat Tuesday Status updates
Your fat Tuesday is Charlie Sheen’s Tuesday.
Happy Fat tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
Happy Fat tuesday everyone! Indulge while you can, for we start fasting in the next few weeks to come.
Suggest Revision: Happy Fat Tuesday everyone! Indulge while you can, for we start fasting in the next few weeks to come.
Tuesday, I don’t hate you cause you’re fat. You’re fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you’re fat.
Fat tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week… Today is nothing special.
People say Fat tuesday is like Christmas for alcoholics. That’s ridiculous, everybody knows Christmas is Christmas for alcoholics.
Fat tuesday? You guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem.
Witty Tuesday Status updates
You must be excited for the one day of the year when your behavior makes sense.
Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free. But somehow, I’ve got to carry on.