Some funny status updates for Facebook, Twitter and other social networks to update on Thursday. So, enjoy your Thursday, keep posting :)
Funny Thursday Status Updates
I’m hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn’t become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Thursday.
Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you.. THURSDAY. It’s almost like Friday but it’s not. I call it Diet Friday.
Can’t tell whether I just got fired or quit but either way my boss is dead.
Remember: Life isn’t about having amazing experiences, it’s about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook.
If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one.
Don’t send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
The leading cause of depression is reality.
I love my toilet. We’ve been through a lot of crap together.
That mini heart attack you have when you’re in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you’re falling.