Saturday Status Updates for Facebook, Twitter

Collection of some awesome Saturday status updates, Saturday quotes, Holy Saturday quotes and sayings, and Saturday Night Live quotes for Facebook, Twitter and other Social networks. Enjoy posting!

Saturday Status Updates

If you don’t wake up, eat & then go back to sleep, you’re starting Saturday wrong.

If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a saturday night: your friends.

It’s a Beautiful saturday! It’s beautiful, it’s saturday and the air is sweet with the last of Autumn. Go out and enjoy the weekend!

The worst thing ever is making it through the work week only to be sick on a saturday.

I sincerely miss being a kid and being the first one up, watching saturday morning cartoons with a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.

The older you get, the more saturday Morning Hangovers replace saturday Morning Cartoons.

Dear saturday, when you’re not here… she beats me.

Music loud: Check! Drink in hand: Check! Smile on face: Check! saturday mode activated!

It’s a fine line between saturday night and Sunday morning.

My saturday nights now consist of me being buried in books, highlighters, and briefs.

Remember: Being awake during a saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night.

Saturday Quotes

Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.
– Drew Barrymore

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans.”
– Mike Birbiglia

There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball.
– Nora Roberts

I usually work out 4 hours a day during the week and 5 to 6 hours on saturday, with Sundays off.
– Shawn Johnson

We get mail on saturday? I didn’t know that…
– Barn Margera

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
– R. L. Stine

My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.
– Ludacris

I’ve only got a Saturday job so my weekdays are generally pretty free.
– Gary Lineker

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
–George S. Kaufman

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?
–Stan Freberg

One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.
–Jessica Pare

Holy Saturday Quotes and sayings

Holy Saturday: the darkest day. ‘There in the ground His body lay. Light of the world by darkness slain.’ Feel it. Tomorrow will be sweeter.

Holy saturday: a celebration of the sacrament of honest, raw doubt that precedes the resurrection and reigniting of faith.

Holy saturday acknowledges those struggling between post-traumatic defeat and pre-resurrection hope.

On this Holy Saturday. We worship. For here is where God meets us. God is in our loss. God is in our fear. God is in our pain. The Gospel.

On this Holy Saturday, the final day of Lent, let our faith be made stronger; let us be more assured that sin and death are conquered; let us know a little more of the light through the sometimes impenetrable shadows. Whether the Harrowing of Hell is literal or figurative, corporeal or spiritual, it has a message for all of us today: the highest response to evil is to free people from it. Let us rejoice that our Redeemer lives.

Holy Saturday is a day of loss, but also a day of quiet hope.

Holy saturday is a day to pray for those who walk among us as the living dead. Their hope is placed in all things other than Christ and, for them, death will be ultimate, final, and hopeless.

Holy saturday is a day of joy and sadness intermingled; it is the close of the season of Lent and penance and the beginning of paschal time, which is one of rejoicing.

The Holy saturday moment: when all seems dark & grim and the only thing left to do is wait… on the Lord for tomorrow morning’s hope is risen.

Holy saturday: Rest well, indeed. For tomorrow there is work to be done and a grave to be conquered. N.T. Wright

The clock ticks slowly on Holy Saturday, pressing reactionaries beyond their capacities. It was a day fashioned for handwringing.

Saturday Night Live Quotes and sayings

When I was on ‘Saturday Night Live,’ all I did was work.
–Molly Shannon

You can go on ‘Saturday Night Live’ now and not even play live.
–Raphael Saadiq

If it weren’t for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.
– Chris Kattan

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At ‘Saturday Night Live,’ I stayed almost seven years.
– Dana Carvey

Most of the time you’re too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, ‘I work at “Saturday Night Live,” and that is so cool.
–Tina Fey

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I’ve been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.
– Geraldo Rivera

I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I didn’t even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.
–Julia Louis-Dreyfus