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Monday morning blues: One Liners

Garfield Monday face

Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.

I always give 100% at work:13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

Look at the brighter side, at least Mondays happen only once a week…

If each day is a gift I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.

Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.

I got 99 problems and they’re all due Monday.

I call you a monday because nobody likes you.

I hate Monday, because Monday hates me.

They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn’t mind having.

Don’t hate Mondays, they stand for new beginnings.

‘Thank God It’s Monday!’ No one ever said that…

Hate Mondays, annoy Tuesdays, ignore Wednesdays, smile Thursdays, love Fridays, enjoy Saturdays, damn Sundays.

Mondays are God’s punishment for what you did during the weekend.

I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.

I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.