Technology Status Updates for Facebook, Twitter

Collection of some awesome technology status updates including quotes, sayings and witty messages for Facebook, Twitter and other social networks. So, enjoy posting :)

Technology Status Updates

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Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence…

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important.
- Bill Gates

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor

Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
- Alan Kay

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
- Aldous Huxley

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.
- Ambrose Bierce

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
- Douglas Adams

It’s still magic even if you know how it’s done.
- Terry Pratchett

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
― Pablo Picasso

The iPod completely changed the way people approach music.
― Karl Lagerfeld

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
― Karl Marx